Friday 20 June 2008

I'm back bitches...

Ok. I've finally sorted my life out. Full time poker is NOT the job for me. It's pretty obvious that I can't handle it. I'm too fucking lazy, I'm a pisshead, I'm not self motivated, I put myself under too much pressure, my feet smell, I have herpes and I really can't be arsed!

Ok, I don't have herpes... the rest is true though.

In a bid to get all my shit in one sock I started working a couple of days with my brother for a while. This quickly evolved into full time and through some jammy hypnotism shit I learned; I made hime sell me half the business.

If you're reading this mate.. 1.... 2..... 3...... you're under. You did an excellent piece of business with your brother and you should be proud of yourself. [SNAP!] You're back in the room.

As for poker....

I've withdrawn the vast majority of my bankroll and spent it on hookers and blow, beer and tabs and bills and half of an established business :).

I've left myself with about $2k and I'll be playing 2/4 limit full ring and 1/2 limit O8. My new goal is to be debt free (I owe around £30k!!??!!) by the 1st July 2009.

I might actually start listening to other people who say poker is a great hobby but a shit way to earn a living. you were right...